February 2012
Imagine if you were paid for being ugly →
I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.
;) don’t click
'Dont make someone your everything, because once...
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I could have pulled 4 guys on monday but I chose...
And that was without me approaching them too. I makes me feel a little bit better about myself, but not more confident because they were all drunk… Skrillex tonight yay! Everyone is drinking and taking drugs and I’m going to be as sober as a nun so tomorrow I can do work! :)
When you go to the park with your friend →
And you see there is only one free swing:
So you try to act like you haven’t noticed:
And then your friend realises to:
So you both end up running like maniacs towards it:
And you beat your friend, so you’re like:
And they’re like:
But you’re just like:
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
I dont know who I hate more; you or me.
what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
Gay night last night
Didnt live up to its hype I spent £60 I had some dignity left for once! and skived college today because i was ill SKRILLEX TOMORROW BUSY DREW IS BUSY
Anonymous asked: he one about a boyrfiend not getting it up
Anonymous asked: you don't know me :( but still, there's a long time i read your tumblr, and yeah, you are amazing dear.
Anonymous asked: Did that awkward penguin happen to you??!?
